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A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' Meticulous It's Better Than The Real Thing
I still pack up to see why 50 Shades Of Grey was so insanely popular. It's fairly timid stuff ton terms of what's available on the internet, and most stuff on the internet has a better story line. Perhaps the best thing to come out come close to of it were the countless number of amusing parody accounts that have sprung up.
One of them, 50 Nerds of Grey, is rewriting the hardcover from the perspective of a nerd, and it's golden.
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